"My kids are asleep. I know this because a paper airplane has just smashed against my head & on the wing someone has written 'we're asleep Dad.'"

"My kids have done their homework. I know this because according to them, this week their homework is to play 3 hours of Minecraft each night."

"My kids are ready to go out. I know this because they've hidden all their clothes."

We're Asleep Dad is a collection of 100 laugh-out-loud tweets from a dad's perspective on the five main struggles of parenting: Bed Time, School, Food, Going Out, and Weekends, complete with quirky hand-drawn illustrations. This hilarious book perfectly captures the ups and downs of what it's like to be a frazzled father on the front line.