Welcome to the Samovar Hotel! Have you ever had the sense that things may not be exactly as they appear to be? The stars have secrets. So why not come visit the worlds within worlds at the edge of your imagination? We welcome guests from all over space and time here. Come in and rest a weary head. Visit the grounds and enjoy a place of whimsy. During your time here, you may just meet the most interesting person you have met thus far. Stay as long as you wish, we have been expecting you. Regards, Mr. Oscar