A hilarious collection of ways to tell your special someone that they're totally the cat's meow.

Waldo Pancake is loved by millions for his bestselling merchandise--featuring hilariously sarcastic, arrestingly poignant messages characterized by his own special brand of humor. This beautifully designed little book is affectionate yet witty, and perfect for those who are seeking a gift for that special person but don't want to pile on the mush.

Sentiments include:

• I only have eyes for you. And TV.
• You had me at whatever it was you just said.
• When I put my arm around you, sometimes it's to rest my arm.